I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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