why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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