i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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