if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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