So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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