He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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