i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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