Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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