I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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