Grow some girl-balls and come out already
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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