And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
