We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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