In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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