yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
You had me at "let me see your balls"
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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