That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
dude. I can hear the air.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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