just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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