i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.