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• (205): View more from Alabama

  but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.

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• (925): View more from California

  make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I don't remember what your face looks like..

  (727): View more from Florida

  I don't remember your face either, just your dick.

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• (585): View more from New York

  you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend

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• (845): View more from New York

  I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"

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  He was THIS close.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway

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• (310): View more from California

  Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads

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  Croutons?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.

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