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  Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.

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  Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.

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• (914): View more from New York

  ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol

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• (408): View more from California

  Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"

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• (718): View more from New York

  If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have

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• (310): View more from California

  Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions

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