My room smells like vodka and shame
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
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