Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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