I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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