I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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