You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
