Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I accidentally had phone sex last night
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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