No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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