she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Randomize
