I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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