Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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