Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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