Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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