How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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