So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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