the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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