Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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