Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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