There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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