Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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