eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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