The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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