Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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