But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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