I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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