Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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