No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
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It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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