You're completely useless in the revolution.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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