Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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