If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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