Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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