No stitches, just platelets and will power
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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