I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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