we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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