You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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