Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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