i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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