fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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