i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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