Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
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I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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