do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
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