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I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.

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(214): I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome. http://tfl.nu/zhmd

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rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war

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(916): rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war http://tfl.nu/t68o

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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."

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(508): They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever." http://tfl.nu/4fcm

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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again

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(703): Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again http://tfl.nu/33pv

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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.

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(734): I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present. http://tfl.nu/7tah

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(503): View more from Oregon

If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me

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(503): If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me http://tfl.nu/4si1

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.

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(910): Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job. http://tfl.nu/jru8

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(563): View more from Iowa

Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.

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(563): Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience. http://tfl.nu/j0u8

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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.

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(908): I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background. http://tfl.nu/p2h3

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(630): View more from Illinois

This is a rough morning for me

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No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.

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(630): This is a rough morning for me (577): No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma. http://tfl.nu/q4hk

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(407): View more from Florida

I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.

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(407): I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face. http://tfl.nu/ewha

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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.

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(208): Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache. http://tfl.nu/ndot

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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.

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(812): She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever. http://tfl.nu/w90g

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies

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(580): You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies http://tfl.nu/zkwv

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(561): View more from Florida

I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH

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(561): I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH http://tfl.nu/vnp7

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