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But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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